Battletoads Topian Translator

If you’ve been struggling to understand the strange alien language seen around Battletoads, you’re not alone! Fortunately, the Topian language is quite easy to translate, and we’ve provided a rather nifty chart that you can use to do just that.

Once you’ve found any Topian text during your adventure, match each symbol to its corresponding letter and you’ll be able to translate the secret messages, warnings and Easter Eggs into your primitive Earthly tongue.

A full-resolution version of the Topian Translator can be found here.
RareGamer is not responsible for potential cheek and self-referential meta messages found upon translation.

Do you want to type like a Topian? We’ve created a Topian Font that you’re free to use to make your own secret alien messages – you can find that here!

To install the font, open the .zip file once the download is finished and drag ‘Battletoads_topian-Regular.ttf’ and ‘Battletoads_topian-Regular.otf’ to your desktop. Right-click on either font, and then select ‘Install’.
Once the installation is finished, you’ll be able to select the Battletoads Topian font as soon as you start up the word processing program of your choice!