Gunfright – Ultimate Cassette Inlay

THE GUVERNOR OF BLACK ROCK

How`de Pardners.
NOW Y`ALL LISTEN UP. Seems we got ourselves a new Sheriff in town, reckons he gonna clear the town of the meanest and fastest Gun Totin` Bunch of Rootin` Tootin` Gun Slingers which ever did hit the Wild West, goes by the name of Sheriff Quickdraw. Yes Siree.

– Meanwhile in the Sheriff`s Office –

………………………………………TELEGRAM……………………………………
….WHOLE LODA BADDIES A WHOOPIN` AND A WAILIN`……
……………………….HEADING STRAIGHT FER TOWN…………………
…………………………….LOCK UP YER HOUSES……………………………
………………………………..BAR UP YER SHOPS…………………………….
……………….AND WAIT FOR THE SHERIFF TO CLEAR…………….
…………………….OUT THE MOBS…………………………END…………….

Sheriff Quickdraw springs into action and within the blink of an eye, is away on his trusty steed Panto.
“Wha, eye jus` git on ma Horsey, rustle up thim thar Bunch of no good trouble Roosters and raad thim straight out a` Town, No Messin`.
Acomin` in here, a wailin`, a hollerin`, a yellin`, a robbin` an a shootin` aller these here fine friendly Town Kinsfolk.
Ah gotta git some er that nee-or-mality restored to this here lil`ole Town.
An` ah bes` get ready beefer thim Gunslingers arrive, an ain`t nobody gonna stand in ma way, Nooo Sir.
Ahh just gonna git ma somma that amm-une-nee-shon an a`hm ready for thim baddies, as soon as they`s hit town, Wha eye might even make ma self rich with alla thim big fat rewards on offer.”
Dang-Nabbit, go git thim villans, Sheriff Quickdraw.

GUNFRIGHT LAWBOOK

  1. Your Super-Slung Six Shot Slinger will re-load as soon as the chamber is empty.
  2. Prices of Bullets may vary during your Term of Office at Black Rock. You will have to pay the going rate at the time of re-loading.
  3. During Gun Fighting, should any of the townsfolk be inadvertantly shot either by Yourself or the Baddies, then the Sheriff will have to pay the consequences.
  4. Salary must be collected, to provide funds to buy further ammunition.
  5. Bandits may be shot on sight, but Hardened Wanted Criminals and Gunfighters will want to fight the fast draw way.
  6. The Townsfolk will point the way to the nearest Baddie.
  7. Sheriffs` Horse Panto must be used to make chase, for any fast Moving Horse Mounted Bandits.
  8. Rewards can be collected for any Baddies successfully apprehended, during Gunfighting.
  9. Special Bonuses are available for complete Gangs successfully brought to Justice.
  10. When in fast Draw Combat, beware of Hardened and Fast Draw Criminals, the likes of Quick Draw McGraw, fastest Gun in the West.
  11. Read your telegram wires and stay in touch with the rest of the Town.